Monday, December 8, 2008

What would you do to the tax code if elected? (potential debate ?)

I would say "go to this URL" from our friends at whigblog.blogspot.com

Debate Tommorrow!

The big event is coming upon us. Tomorrow, we will have a debate at the CBL festival followed by a mock election. The line up will look something like this:

From left to right: Dixon Mallory- who has a fake southern drawl, Corey Parent- the only candidate who actually wants to be the president, Veronika Horvathova- involved in some fake cocaine incident, Austria DeJesus- the Whig Party candidate! and Erika Switz- aka Pocahontas



We'll see how it goes tommorrow. We've been prepping Austria for the last two days like Sarah Palin before the real vice presidential debate.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Mock Shmock

We had the mock debate today in FYP. Six candidates all standin' in a row. It was quite the sight.

Time for more slander!

There's some new posters from the Green Party that feature Dixon Mallory on the golf course, complete with a line stolen from the Eminem song "Lose Yourself".







How can Dixon Mallory exemplify the Green party if golf courses are the number one reason the United States leads the "The Water Wasters- Top 5" according to this BBC article?

Thats not very GREEN, Dixon.

We don't like journos, brov.

Today in FYP we are listening to the journalist's press releases. Mike started out and came out swinging, endorsing the Green party and their candidate Dixon Mallory. Yes, that's his real name. I didn't know journalists, that actually have no experience or education in the field, had the qualifications to endorse a candidate, but good work! I preferred Charlene's objective style over Colin's sarcastic editorial tone even though he slashed Tim "John Lennon" Beaupre's campaign style. The Whig party's journalist Tumi decided to point out the slow start of our campaign, doing great things for our grades! Kathleen and Emily Wescott went with the evening news style, with the highlight being a Corey Parent quote "Im just in it to beat Veronika."
The rest of the press releases were boring and not worth mentioning.

A report of the mock debate will come later.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

FIRST POST

Its Tuesday, November 18, the two week anniversary of the real election of 2008- a perfect day to start the SLU Whig blog!

Our candidate, Austria De Jesus